Preparing for the Apocralypse

no, that was not a typographical error.

seeing that we are about to witness the end of the world as we know it, and that we all shall have our souls devoured by the great old ones, we might as well enjoy ourselves while we can. being properly dressed is one way to enjoy oneself. walking with a cane is another. (see picture no. 1) i am also very fond of a good meal* (one must be adequately fed for when they rise, you know). a bottle of bordeaux, preferably st. emillon or medòc of a good vintage should accompany the meal**.

smoking a pipe (see picture no. 2) is another good way to prepare for the brimstone-y future waiting for us.

 

 

 

 

 

 

oh, and also. buy my latest album. do it now.

 

 

*the meal should preferably be prepared by a beautiful young lady wearing a checkered apron. and the meal could look like the one pictured below the image of  aforementioned lady in apron.

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

**example of a good wine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i would not use the pictured wine for this particular meal. it|s just one of my favorites.

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2 responses to “Preparing for the Apocralypse

  1. Looks like a fabulous evening, Sir!

  2. Indeed it was. Meditating upon the Alien Wisdom of the Horrors Between the Stars, like I am doing now, while smoking my pipe, is also a pleasant evening.

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